QUESTION: Within the C'est La Mort universe what is the geo-political, social, economic, and militaristic structure in relation to the daily confines of Porter?
Damn dude, you tryin’ t’ get someone t’ write your dissertation or somethin’? You took “Porter Explains It All” LITERALLY didn’t ya. Jesus. All right, where t’ start…
The geopolitical and military bullshit is pretty much dime a dozen the kinda crap you’ve got on your own sphere. I live in America, land of th’ free and home of the dumbshits an’ the rest of the world knows it. China and Russia, Vietnam an’ th’ whole Middle East…since when’re any of these really news? Tension’s in all the same places as they’ve been for awhile now. None o’ that really has anythin’ t’ do with my neck o’ the woods though. As to the socio-economics, I jus’ live in a regular kinda blue collar town, man. I didn’t have any money growin’ up an’ when I died between me an’ Barbie we were doin’ okay. Decent lil’ house, nothin’ too fancy. Safe anyway, which is more’n I can say about the ol’ trailer sweet trailer Ma an’ I lived in. Th’ living world might be where most o’ the story takes place, but it’s th’ spirit world ya really gotta look out for. All right, next question…
QUESTION: What shall he encounter in relation to all things that are nefarious and deviant of this remarkable universe?
Hey, you available for advertising? That sounds like somethin’ an announcer would say at th’ end o’ the episode when the writers leave you on a goddamn cliffhanger. I’ll answer it like this: read the comic as it comes out, buddy. Don’t you worry, all kindsa crazy shit happened t’ me an’ I’ll tell you all about it, but if I sit here an’ type it all out in this blog Jala’d have my head on a pike. She might e’en sic Huntress Hood on me, an’ fuck that noise! Anyway, I call Death a sadistic bastard for a reason. Jus’ sit tight an’ read, all right? I promise it’ll be a fun ride.
QUESTION: What is Porter's favourite colour for shits and giggles?
My favorite color for shits an’ giggles? Shits an’ giggles have totally dif’rent colors, unless you're talkin' 'bout giggly shits. Those're the worst. I should know, I’ve got kids man. I don’t like shit in any color it comes in. Giggles’re usually all bubbly an’ pink, an’ that’s not really my thing either.
But if you meant t’ ask what color I like that’s got nothin’ t’ do with shits or giggles, black. Black is fat man camouflage an' traditional rebel wear. Anarchy an' subculture an' shit.
Damn dude, you tryin’ t’ get someone t’ write your dissertation or somethin’? You took “Porter Explains It All” LITERALLY didn’t ya. Jesus. All right, where t’ start…
The geopolitical and military bullshit is pretty much dime a dozen the kinda crap you’ve got on your own sphere. I live in America, land of th’ free and home of the dumbshits an’ the rest of the world knows it. China and Russia, Vietnam an’ th’ whole Middle East…since when’re any of these really news? Tension’s in all the same places as they’ve been for awhile now. None o’ that really has anythin’ t’ do with my neck o’ the woods though. As to the socio-economics, I jus’ live in a regular kinda blue collar town, man. I didn’t have any money growin’ up an’ when I died between me an’ Barbie we were doin’ okay. Decent lil’ house, nothin’ too fancy. Safe anyway, which is more’n I can say about the ol’ trailer sweet trailer Ma an’ I lived in. Th’ living world might be where most o’ the story takes place, but it’s th’ spirit world ya really gotta look out for. All right, next question…
QUESTION: What shall he encounter in relation to all things that are nefarious and deviant of this remarkable universe?
Hey, you available for advertising? That sounds like somethin’ an announcer would say at th’ end o’ the episode when the writers leave you on a goddamn cliffhanger. I’ll answer it like this: read the comic as it comes out, buddy. Don’t you worry, all kindsa crazy shit happened t’ me an’ I’ll tell you all about it, but if I sit here an’ type it all out in this blog Jala’d have my head on a pike. She might e’en sic Huntress Hood on me, an’ fuck that noise! Anyway, I call Death a sadistic bastard for a reason. Jus’ sit tight an’ read, all right? I promise it’ll be a fun ride.
QUESTION: What is Porter's favourite colour for shits and giggles?
My favorite color for shits an’ giggles? Shits an’ giggles have totally dif’rent colors, unless you're talkin' 'bout giggly shits. Those're the worst. I should know, I’ve got kids man. I don’t like shit in any color it comes in. Giggles’re usually all bubbly an’ pink, an’ that’s not really my thing either.
But if you meant t’ ask what color I like that’s got nothin’ t’ do with shits or giggles, black. Black is fat man camouflage an' traditional rebel wear. Anarchy an' subculture an' shit.
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